1 00:00:02,590 --> 00:00:04,590 Here are your tickets 2 00:00:04,590 --> 00:00:07,090 With your seat assignments, Mr. Mortenson. 3 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:09,590 And we at aeromass, We appreciate your patronage. 4 00:00:09,590 --> 00:00:11,590 We hope You'll fly with us again 5 00:00:11,590 --> 00:00:13,430 Real, real, soon. Oh, lowell. 6 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:15,500 Please take Mr. Mortenson's bag Out to the plane. 7 00:00:15,930 --> 00:00:16,930 My pleasure. 8 00:00:18,430 --> 00:00:20,440 Right this way, ma'am. 9 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:21,340 [gasping] 10 00:00:24,810 --> 00:00:25,740 [roy clearing throat] 11 00:00:29,810 --> 00:00:31,810 [seagulls cawing] 12 00:01:33,410 --> 00:01:36,410 So, what was wrong with The radio again, joe? 13 00:01:36,410 --> 00:01:37,410 It keeps cuttin' In and out. 14 00:01:37,410 --> 00:01:39,420 When I'm in my office, I have gotta be able 15 00:01:39,420 --> 00:01:40,420 To pick up the mike And know 16 00:01:40,420 --> 00:01:43,120 Whoever is sitting In that cockpit can hear me. 17 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,620 Well, I'd say Your best bet would be 18 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:48,330 To stick your head out The office door and yell. 19 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:51,230 No, I--I meant When the plane's In the air, lowell. 20 00:01:51,730 --> 00:01:53,230 So did I. 21 00:01:54,630 --> 00:01:56,470 Hey, joe, the candidates For the backup pilots 22 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:57,900 Are startin' to jam up Out there. 23 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,200 Ok, I'm ready. Send 'em out. 24 00:02:00,470 --> 00:02:01,770 Let's go. 25 00:02:06,980 --> 00:02:08,480 Is this it? 26 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:10,980 Afraid so. 27 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:13,820 You know, A 3-man commando squad 28 00:02:13,820 --> 00:02:15,820 Could take this place out Like that. 29 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:20,420 Security around here sucks. 30 00:02:20,420 --> 00:02:22,990 Uh, thanks. I'll look into it. 31 00:02:22,990 --> 00:02:24,990 Uh, I want-- I want To thank you all for coming. 32 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:27,000 See, I'm in kind of a bind here. 33 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 I, uh, recently Lost my license Due to hypertension. 34 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,500 It's just a temporary thing. 35 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,500 Anyway, I-- How old are you? 36 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:34,500 Oh, 18, sir. 37 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:36,510 But I have My commercial pilot's license. 38 00:02:36,510 --> 00:02:39,010 I got it 2 weeks ago. Same day my braces came off. 39 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,250 Plane's a death trap. 40 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:46,020 Couple of rounds Of steel-jacketed ammo In the fuel tank 41 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,450 And this baby's A roman candle. 42 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:49,820 Cool. 43 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,320 Yeah, well, uh, thanks. 44 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,330 Umm, uh, now why don't-- Why don't we just get on With the interviews. 45 00:02:56,330 --> 00:02:58,330 Would you like to step In my office, mister, uh... 46 00:02:58,330 --> 00:02:59,830 Stubbs. 47 00:03:00,330 --> 00:03:02,400 By the way, 48 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:06,170 Does this job require That I fly at night? 49 00:03:06,170 --> 00:03:08,040 Yeah, Is that a problem? 50 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:12,540 Well, my doctor don't like me Drivin' after dark 51 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:14,540 But he didn't say nothin' About flyin'. 52 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:21,920 So, mr. Stubbs, I imagine 53 00:03:22,420 --> 00:03:24,550 You've had quite a lot Of experience flying. 54 00:03:24,550 --> 00:03:27,520 Oh, I've flown For a lot of outfits. 55 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:30,890 I even have a letter Of recommendation 56 00:03:30,890 --> 00:03:32,960 From charles lindbergh, here, 57 00:03:33,460 --> 00:03:35,470 But the damn thing Came apart. 58 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:40,470 Charles lindbergh? 59 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:41,970 The charles lindbergh? 60 00:03:41,970 --> 00:03:44,470 Well, unless he was Pullin' my leg. 61 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,850 My daughter wants to get me Out of the house. 62 00:03:48,850 --> 00:03:49,850 I see. 63 00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:51,850 Yeah, She's kind of mad at me 64 00:03:51,850 --> 00:03:54,550 Because I totaled her new car. 65 00:03:54,550 --> 00:03:57,120 Heck. It--it--it wasn't my fault. 66 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,620 It's all those fancy lights And gizmos on the dashboard. 67 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,960 They're-- it just Got me flummoxed. 68 00:04:04,790 --> 00:04:07,300 (lowell) You left the switch down On your transmitter, joe. 69 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:10,100 I read you loud and clear. 70 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:11,670 Who--who--who said that? 71 00:04:11,670 --> 00:04:13,940 I didn't touch The switch, lowell. That's the problem. 72 00:04:13,940 --> 00:04:15,940 It cuts in and out All by itself. 73 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,110 It's a ground-to-air radio. 74 00:04:18,110 --> 00:04:22,110 Good lord, miss agnes! What they won't think of next. 75 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,380 [sighing] 76 00:04:27,380 --> 00:04:29,890 Oh, no, helen, I don't want Those eggs fried. 77 00:04:29,890 --> 00:04:31,420 I asked for 'em scrambled. 78 00:04:31,420 --> 00:04:32,920 No problem. 79 00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:37,130 Happy? 80 00:04:37,130 --> 00:04:38,590 Who twisted your shorts? 81 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:41,030 It's my life, I guess. 82 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:43,030 I feel this desperate need For something 83 00:04:43,030 --> 00:04:45,030 And I just don't know Quite what it is. 84 00:04:45,030 --> 00:04:47,540 I mean, I get up in the morning And I come to work. 85 00:04:47,540 --> 00:04:49,040 I go home, I go to bed. 86 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,570 Is that all there is? 87 00:04:50,570 --> 00:04:51,570 Throw in a t.V. Dinner 88 00:04:51,570 --> 00:04:53,080 And, yeah, That's pretty much it. 89 00:04:55,780 --> 00:04:57,110 What am I gonna do, fay? 90 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,780 My life is a miserable, Lonely existence. 91 00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:01,780 Get a bird. 92 00:05:03,990 --> 00:05:05,990 Fay, I don't think You understand. 93 00:05:05,990 --> 00:05:07,490 All my friends Are getting married. 94 00:05:07,490 --> 00:05:10,490 Tomorrow, I'm gonna be the bridesmaid For the 5th time this year. 95 00:05:10,490 --> 00:05:12,500 I'm not even asking To get married. 96 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,000 All I want to do Is go out, 97 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,500 Have a nice time With a decent guy. 98 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:18,000 If something Doesn't happen soon, 99 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,000 All the kids Are gonna call me 100 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,500 "That weird old lady At the end of the block." 101 00:05:23,310 --> 00:05:24,810 You get used to it. 102 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:29,950 Let me put My thinking cap on 103 00:05:29,950 --> 00:05:31,950 And I'll bet I come up with The perfect fellow for you. 104 00:05:32,380 --> 00:05:34,380 Thanks, fay. 105 00:05:34,380 --> 00:05:37,390 Hey, helen, Ever had peach brandy Sucked out of your navel? 106 00:05:38,650 --> 00:05:40,160 Hurry, fay, hurry. 107 00:05:42,530 --> 00:05:43,860 It's no use. 108 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:45,360 I can't bring myself To hire any of those guys. 109 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:48,460 Joe, you've gotta. I can't keep flying Every flight myself. 110 00:05:48,460 --> 00:05:50,370 My little catnaps Are upsetting the passengers. 111 00:05:50,370 --> 00:05:53,640 I know. I know. But look at my choices. 112 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:55,640 Joe, those are The last 3 people On earth 113 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:57,410 Who are willing to work For what you're paying. 114 00:05:57,410 --> 00:05:59,210 Why don't you let me Make the decision, ok? 115 00:05:59,210 --> 00:06:01,210 I'll assess All their qualifications, 116 00:06:01,210 --> 00:06:02,710 Factor in their experience, 117 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:04,210 And after I've compiled All the data, 118 00:06:04,710 --> 00:06:06,280 Choose the best possible Person for the job. 119 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:07,620 1 potato, 2 potato? 120 00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:08,620 Yeah, pretty much. 121 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,060 Fay, this airline Gets harder to run By the minute. 122 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:15,060 Try standing in heels all day. 123 00:06:16,290 --> 00:06:18,290 I am too wrapped up In this job. 124 00:06:18,790 --> 00:06:20,800 I--I get here in the morning, I run the office all day, 125 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,800 I go home at night And go to bed. 126 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,330 I need something else In my life. 127 00:06:25,330 --> 00:06:27,740 Helen is thinking about Getting a bird. 128 00:06:29,110 --> 00:06:30,270 (brian) Joe! 129 00:06:30,270 --> 00:06:32,780 Meet your new swing pilot. Kenny mcelvey. 130 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,640 It's a privilege To be aboard, sir. 131 00:06:34,940 --> 00:06:35,950 Kenny? 132 00:06:35,950 --> 00:06:36,810 [laughing] 133 00:06:38,650 --> 00:06:40,150 He's young, But in my opinion, 134 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,150 This cadet has All the right stuff. 135 00:06:42,150 --> 00:06:43,650 Oh, boy. 136 00:06:43,650 --> 00:06:45,160 Wait till the kids In the bus hear 137 00:06:45,150 --> 00:06:47,660 I'm piloting the 5:15 To hyannis. 138 00:06:47,660 --> 00:06:49,160 [sighing] 139 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,130 Let's see who's The dork-face now. 140 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:53,760 [laughing] 141 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:00,370 [people exclaiming] 142 00:07:00,370 --> 00:07:01,670 Ok, everybody, listen up. 143 00:07:02,170 --> 00:07:03,870 I just got back From a wedding. 144 00:07:03,870 --> 00:07:05,880 My change of clothes Is locked in the car 145 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:06,880 Along with my keys. 146 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:08,880 So, if anybody has Any wisecracks to make, 147 00:07:09,380 --> 00:07:10,280 Let me hear 'em now. 148 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:11,780 You won't hear any from me. 149 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:13,780 I like the new uniform. 150 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:15,050 [sighs] 151 00:07:15,050 --> 00:07:17,550 Did you meet Anyone interesting At the wedding? 152 00:07:17,550 --> 00:07:18,550 (helen) Oh, yeah, fay. 153 00:07:18,550 --> 00:07:19,990 The only single guy there 154 00:07:19,990 --> 00:07:22,190 Was pickin' his teeth With a matchbook. 155 00:07:22,190 --> 00:07:23,160 So? 156 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:25,500 The teeth were in his hand At the time. 157 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:29,630 Fay, it was not supposed To happen this way. 158 00:07:29,630 --> 00:07:31,630 All these girls Getting married, They were the easy type, 159 00:07:31,630 --> 00:07:35,100 Who spent high school Necking in parked cars Up at indian point. 160 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:36,540 Not me. 161 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:38,040 I was dedicated to my music. 162 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,540 A nice girl. 163 00:07:39,540 --> 00:07:41,540 The sort of girl that guys Are supposed to marry 164 00:07:41,540 --> 00:07:43,550 After they get tired Of the other kind. 165 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:46,550 Some boys take A long time to tire. 166 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:50,920 Indian point. 167 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,420 [laughs] 168 00:07:52,420 --> 00:07:54,920 Well, the wife still likes To go up there and park, 169 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:57,760 Just to put the excitement Back in our marriage. 170 00:07:57,760 --> 00:07:58,760 Does it work? 171 00:07:59,260 --> 00:08:00,260 So she says. 172 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,100 Next time, I'm going with her. 173 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,100 Ok, kenny. 174 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:09,740 Even though You're kind of young, 175 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:11,370 I have to admit you seem-- 176 00:08:14,980 --> 00:08:15,980 Lose the hat. 177 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:17,750 You seem to know Your stuff. 178 00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:19,780 I was top man In my flight class, sir. 179 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:21,780 And I like your appearance. Take note, brian. 180 00:08:21,780 --> 00:08:24,050 Bought my own uniform With my allowance, sir. 181 00:08:24,050 --> 00:08:27,560 I want to be the same Kind of squared-away, By-the-book pilot you are. 182 00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:29,060 Kid, we gotta talk. 183 00:08:31,060 --> 00:08:35,060 Sandpiper air Flight 7 to hyannis Will now begin boarding. 184 00:08:35,060 --> 00:08:38,070 Your copilot this afternoon Is nantucket's own, 185 00:08:38,070 --> 00:08:39,070 Kenny mcelvey, 186 00:08:39,070 --> 00:08:41,070 Who has a b-plus average 187 00:08:41,070 --> 00:08:43,510 And is the president Of the chess club. 188 00:08:47,510 --> 00:08:50,010 So, how are you today, Joe? 189 00:08:50,010 --> 00:08:53,020 Well, I'm trying hard Not to let this job Be so important to me. 190 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:54,250 Last night, I even went out. 191 00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:56,750 Ended up At the rose and crown. I met a woman. 192 00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:58,250 Everything was goin' great 193 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:00,620 And then I started Talkin' about my plane. 194 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:02,130 Oh, joe, you didn't. 195 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,160 Yeah. 196 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,160 Next thing I knew, She went to powder her nose And never came back. 197 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,670 Apparently, She kicked the window Out of the ladies' room 198 00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:09,930 And ran for it. 199 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:14,540 Where am I gonna find Someone who'll accept me The way I am? 200 00:09:14,540 --> 00:09:17,810 Well, you know, joe, When it comes to finding The right person, 201 00:09:17,810 --> 00:09:19,810 Sometimes you have to be A little patient. 202 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:21,310 I was telling helen The same thing. 203 00:09:22,810 --> 00:09:25,820 Wait a minute. How blind could I be? 204 00:09:25,820 --> 00:09:28,320 It was right in front of me. 205 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:30,820 I forgot my purse. 206 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:37,230 Helen, 207 00:09:37,230 --> 00:09:39,730 I've been thinking About my situation and, uh, 208 00:09:39,730 --> 00:09:41,500 You know, Your situation and-- 209 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:43,000 Exactly what kind Of situation 210 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,400 Are we talkin' about Here, joe? 211 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,400 He's washed out And you're over the hill. 212 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,370 Communication's a dying art. 213 00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:54,010 Helen, could you Come into my office For a minute, please? 214 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,610 Sure. 215 00:09:55,610 --> 00:09:57,610 Lowell, would you watch The counter, please? 216 00:09:57,610 --> 00:09:58,610 Sure, helen. 217 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,120 Uh, what if somebody wants To order something? 218 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,520 Just tell 'em I'll be back in a minute. 219 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:03,390 Ok. 220 00:10:07,390 --> 00:10:09,890 [coughing] 221 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:14,400 Lowell! 222 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,700 [choking] Water. 223 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,530 Helen'll be back In a minute, roy. 224 00:10:24,110 --> 00:10:25,610 Ok, so what's this All about? 225 00:10:25,910 --> 00:10:28,140 Before you say anything, Just hear me out. 226 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,480 Uh, I couldn't help But notice, 227 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,980 You don't seem to have anyone In your life right now 228 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:34,480 And neither do I. 229 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,090 And I was thinking It would seem Only logical that-- 230 00:10:36,090 --> 00:10:36,990 You wanna go out on a date? 231 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,320 Yes. No. Well, yes, 232 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:42,260 But I, sort of, wanted To be the one to ask. 233 00:10:43,630 --> 00:10:45,930 I know it's old-fashioned, But that's just the way I feel. 234 00:10:46,430 --> 00:10:48,130 The guy should ask the girl. 235 00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:49,530 Ok. Go ahead. 236 00:10:49,530 --> 00:10:51,500 Wanna go out on a date? No. 237 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:54,500 What? W-wait. 238 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,010 Look, I--I know, I know. 239 00:10:56,010 --> 00:10:57,910 This is that No-dating-pilots rule. 240 00:10:57,910 --> 00:10:59,410 You know, I've got to tell you, 241 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:01,310 I have always thought That rule was A lot of baloney. 242 00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:03,250 Well, it's kind of moot Because you're not a pilot Anymore. 243 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:05,610 Yeah, but you're forgetting, I'm not a pilot anymore. 244 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:08,080 Wait a minute. Did you just-- 245 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,150 Well--well, then, Why won't you go out with me? 246 00:11:10,490 --> 00:11:13,490 Because this sounds Way too convenient. 247 00:11:13,490 --> 00:11:14,490 I don't wanna Go out with you 248 00:11:14,990 --> 00:11:16,490 Because you're lonely And I'm lonely 249 00:11:16,490 --> 00:11:19,500 And we both happen To be at the same place At the same time. 250 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,500 I mean, what if some other Lonely woman happened by? 251 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:23,330 Would you Ask her out instead? 252 00:11:24,870 --> 00:11:25,870 What does she look like? 253 00:11:26,870 --> 00:11:27,870 Joe! 254 00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:29,670 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. It's me kidding. 255 00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:31,670 Look, I just don't want this To be convenient. 256 00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:33,180 I am not a minimart. 257 00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:36,180 I want you to ask me out 258 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:39,680 Because you find me Alluring, desirable, 259 00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:43,190 Intriguing, provocative. 260 00:11:44,190 --> 00:11:47,190 I want to know That late at night 261 00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:50,190 When you lie in bed Drifting in that netherworld 262 00:11:50,190 --> 00:11:52,700 Between consciousness And sleep, 263 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:54,700 I dance through your dreams. 264 00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:57,170 I think that was implied. 265 00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:03,040 No. That wasn't. 266 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,040 I wanna hear you say it. 267 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,040 A woman has to hear These things. 268 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,610 Well, you know, 269 00:12:08,110 --> 00:12:09,980 What you said. 270 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:12,320 No. You have to say it, joe. Just say it. 271 00:12:12,820 --> 00:12:13,820 All right. 272 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,350 [air plane passing] 273 00:12:15,850 --> 00:12:17,350 You're alluring, 274 00:12:18,350 --> 00:12:19,990 And desirable, 275 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:22,430 [laughs] And something else, 276 00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:24,930 And when I'm asleep, You dance through The netherlands. 277 00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:35,240 Close enough. What time You picking me up? 278 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,510 8:00. Great. 279 00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:43,410 Oh, wait a minute. What about brian? 280 00:12:43,410 --> 00:12:44,950 What about brian? 281 00:12:44,950 --> 00:12:47,450 Well, how's he gonna feel About this? 282 00:12:47,450 --> 00:12:49,450 We've always been The 3 musketeers. 283 00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:51,920 What happens to the 3rd When the other two Start dating? 284 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,720 I don't know. He gets a bird? 285 00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:55,960 I'm serious, joe. 286 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,960 He's always asking me out. I always refuse. 287 00:12:58,460 --> 00:12:59,960 Now you and I Are gonna go out. And it's gonna hurt-- 288 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,760 W-wait. Why don't-- Why don't we just see 289 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:03,270 If this is going Anywhere first 290 00:13:03,270 --> 00:13:04,770 Before we upset The applecart. 291 00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:07,270 Well, maybe you're right. 292 00:13:07,770 --> 00:13:09,770 We'll just keep this Between the two of us. 293 00:13:09,770 --> 00:13:11,740 (helen) What brian doesn't know, Won't hurt him. 294 00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:16,750 (joe) Right. This'll just be Our little secret. 295 00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:19,750 I don't understand. Why don't they want You to know? 296 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:21,750 Never mind. Just turn that thing down. 297 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:22,750 Roger. 298 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:27,260 So, you wanna Hang out later? 299 00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:30,260 I know this cool video arcade In hyannis. 300 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,260 Sorry, boy wonder, 301 00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:34,260 But I've got a feeling 302 00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:36,270 I'm gonna be needed Back on the island tonight. 303 00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:51,710 Surprise! 304 00:13:51,710 --> 00:13:53,220 Ah! 305 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:55,220 Bet you never expected To see me here tonight, Did you? 306 00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:57,490 Yeah. I assumed You were working. 307 00:13:57,490 --> 00:14:00,160 Well, I let kenny Take the late flight To provincetown. 308 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,120 Are you sure he's ready? 309 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,030 Oh, yeah, he's a great kid. 310 00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:05,030 Don't worry about it. And very accomplished Pilot, too. 311 00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:07,030 He only lost his poise One time today 312 00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:09,570 And that's when The passengers played Keep-away with his hat. 313 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:11,600 Well, I hope you stopped it. 314 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,940 Stopped it? I started it. 315 00:14:15,740 --> 00:14:19,240 Say, was it a good thing I got back here in time? 316 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,740 In time? For what? 317 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,750 The fight, dummy. George foreman, Gerry cooney. 318 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,750 Gee, that sounds only Slightly more exciting 319 00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:28,250 Than watching A couple of old guys Fight over a dinner roll. 320 00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:30,750 Oh, come on, joe. I thought you'd wanna see it. 321 00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,260 So, I called up The cable company And I ordered it. 322 00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:36,290 It's only costing you $21.95. 323 00:14:36,290 --> 00:14:38,790 Brian, I can't tonight. I--I mean, 324 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:43,300 Normally I'd love to, But, uh, I can't because I, uh, I have a--a, uh-- 325 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,700 An appointment. 326 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,540 Oh, an appointment, huh? 327 00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:48,540 Like, uh, like in business? 328 00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:50,040 Yeah. That's right. 329 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,040 A business appointment. Hmm. 330 00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:55,040 [sniffing] 331 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,050 Exactly where'd you meet This guy, joe? 332 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:03,050 All right. Ok, it's not An appointment exactly, uh, 333 00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:04,450 So much as a, uh... 334 00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:05,820 The "D" word? 335 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,620 Yeah. A date, ok? 336 00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:11,730 Ooh, you old horn dog. Hey, you got a hot date, huh? 337 00:15:11,730 --> 00:15:12,730 No. 338 00:15:13,230 --> 00:15:14,730 Well, take a tip From the master. 339 00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,730 Flush that cologne, man. It's toxic. 340 00:15:16,730 --> 00:15:19,070 Really? You don't like it? Terrible. 341 00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:20,570 That's a relief. 342 00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:22,140 It's only when You like something, I start to worry. 343 00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:25,640 So, um, why is this big date Such a secret? 344 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:26,640 Is it anybody I know? 345 00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:28,640 Just someone I went to high school with. 346 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,150 Yeah, yeah, yeah? 347 00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:32,650 Oh, you mean, like, What's her name? 348 00:15:32,650 --> 00:15:35,650 Yeah. Oh, well, it's, uh, 349 00:15:35,650 --> 00:15:37,120 Maureen mulhearn. 350 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,620 Maureen mulhearn? 351 00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:40,120 Oh, my god! I remember her. 352 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:41,620 How's she managing, anyhow? 353 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,130 Fine. Why? 354 00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:45,130 Oh, I figured she might have Some psychological problems 355 00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:46,630 After losin' her leg In that shark attack. 356 00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:48,930 What? Oh. 357 00:15:49,930 --> 00:15:51,930 No, no. She doesn't let it Bother her. 358 00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:54,970 Oh, she's a brave girl. Brave girl. 359 00:15:54,970 --> 00:15:57,970 Never understood Why she wanted to attack That shark in the first place. 360 00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:01,840 You really gonna wear That shirt, joe? 361 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,250 If you don't like it, Absolutely. 362 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:06,120 So where you takin' Old maureen? 363 00:16:06,110 --> 00:16:07,120 Skatin'? 364 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,580 Table-hoppin'? 365 00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:12,020 All right. Ok. It's not maureen. 366 00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:15,520 I made that up Because it's someone That you don't know 367 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,160 And I'd like to Keep it that way. 368 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,660 Joe, you wound me. 369 00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:21,360 Wish I had time. 370 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,870 All right. Well, go. Good. Go with my blessing. 371 00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:25,570 Have a great time 372 00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:27,570 And let's just hope that At some romantic moment 373 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:30,070 You don't develop that, You know, n-n-nervous Little s-stammer 374 00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:32,070 You sometimes get. Oh, no. No, no, you don't. 375 00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:35,680 You've psyched me out With that too many times. I'm not psyching you out. 376 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,180 I am wise to you, brian. Come on. 377 00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:39,310 You're not planting Any little psychological Time bombs in my head. 378 00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:40,820 Ok. All right. You got me. You got me. Go ahead. Go. 379 00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:41,820 Have a great time. Go on. 380 00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:43,990 Incidentally, Love that tie. 381 00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:49,990 [whistling] 382 00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:04,570 That was A wonderful chardonnay You chose with dinner tonight. 383 00:17:04,570 --> 00:17:06,510 I didn't know you knew So much about wine. 384 00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:08,010 Ah, it was nothing, really. 385 00:17:08,010 --> 00:17:10,010 I just went down The right side Of the wine list. 386 00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:11,850 Where the prices are? Right. 387 00:17:11,850 --> 00:17:13,850 Chose the first one That didn't make My heart stop. 388 00:17:13,850 --> 00:17:14,850 [giggling] 389 00:17:16,850 --> 00:17:18,850 You know, I had my qualms About this evening 390 00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:20,860 But I think we handled it Pretty well. 391 00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:25,630 No pressure of any sort. No embarrassment. 392 00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:26,630 Yeah. 393 00:17:28,730 --> 00:17:30,230 [crickets chirping] 394 00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:40,280 Why are we stopping? Where are we? 395 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,410 Guess. 396 00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:47,920 Oh, my god! Indian point. 397 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,920 Oh. You recognize it? 398 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,420 Are you kidding me? 399 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:54,420 I haven't seen So many bouncing cars Since the movie earthquake. 400 00:17:57,930 --> 00:18:00,330 So, joe, What did you have in mind? 401 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:03,030 [giggling] Nothing. H-honestly. I didn't plan this. 402 00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:05,100 Oh, did we run out of gas? 403 00:18:07,070 --> 00:18:09,670 Come on. Where's Your spirit of romance? 404 00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:12,670 No. Romance is soft music And candlelight. 405 00:18:12,670 --> 00:18:15,680 This is kids with acne Making out. 406 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,310 Joe, This doesn't seem like you. 407 00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:20,820 Maybe you're seeing A different side of me. 408 00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:22,820 A side of me you never Knew--knew--knew that-- 409 00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:24,320 D-d-damn it, brian. 410 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,230 Well, maybe it's a side of you I wouldn't mind seeing. 411 00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:39,500 Oh, oh, cramp! What? Oh. 412 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,000 Cramp. Cramp. Cramp. Oh. 413 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,240 (boy Hey, that's my cello teacher. Yo, miss chapel! 414 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,240 Oh, god. 415 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,740 [horn blaring] 416 00:18:46,740 --> 00:18:48,240 (boy Hey, shut up! 417 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,250 As you may have guessed, 418 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,750 I'm not really An old hand at this. 419 00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:55,750 No. 420 00:18:57,950 --> 00:18:59,460 What do you think? 421 00:18:59,450 --> 00:19:00,960 Shall we take Another stab at it? 422 00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:02,460 Sure, why not? 423 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,960 Hey, captain hackett? 424 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:11,470 Hey, I thought it was you. Last flight went great. 425 00:19:11,470 --> 00:19:13,970 And look what I got From sally bernetti. 426 00:19:15,470 --> 00:19:18,510 Doing better than I am, kid. Beat it. 427 00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:20,010 Oh, yes, sir. 428 00:19:20,010 --> 00:19:22,010 I'll see you tomorrow After school. 429 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,360 [both laughing] 430 00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:38,860 This is really weird. 431 00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:39,860 You're tellin' me. 432 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,870 Come on, helen. I think we can do this. 433 00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:47,870 Let's really concentrate. 434 00:19:52,370 --> 00:19:53,880 [both laughing] 435 00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:55,880 No, I don't think so, joe. 436 00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:57,380 Once more. No. 437 00:19:57,380 --> 00:19:59,380 Hey, once more. Be serious. 438 00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:02,380 Serious. 439 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:17,900 It's not so funny anymore, Is it? 440 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:18,900 Uh-uh. 441 00:20:27,610 --> 00:20:30,110 Oh, joe. Joe, hold on. 442 00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:32,110 We have to stop for a second. 443 00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:34,980 Oh, y-you mean, Get in the backseat, maybe? 444 00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:37,820 No, I mean, We're moving really fast 445 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:40,820 And we need to stop and think About what this means 446 00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:43,830 Before we, you know... 447 00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:47,330 Let her rip? 448 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,830 Well, I don't think That's quite the way Byron would have put it. 449 00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:53,340 But I think that's Kind of where we're headed. 450 00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:56,340 I mean, we could be Different after tonight. 451 00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:58,340 We could be lovers. 452 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:02,340 I mean, people who have An intimate knowledge About each other. 453 00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:04,850 We're talkin' Appendix scars here, joe. 454 00:21:04,850 --> 00:21:06,850 I don't have An appendix scar. 455 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:08,850 I think you're taking me Much too literally. 456 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,850 Yeah, well, I--I just Meant that-- 457 00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:14,890 Joe, any way you look at it, Things are gonna change. 458 00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:16,890 Our relationship at work, 459 00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:19,260 Your relationship with brian. 460 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,260 Mine, too. 461 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:26,030 We can never be The 3 musketeers again. 462 00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:28,540 So if we're gonna do this, We should keep in mind 463 00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:31,540 The passing Of 3 beautiful friendships 464 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,540 And a lot of lovely memories. 465 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,020 So, how was it for you? 466 00:21:45,490 --> 00:21:47,420 I don't think We're quite ready For this yet. 467 00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:50,790 So, we're--we're taking Things slowly. 468 00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:53,700 There's nothing wrong With that. 469 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:55,700 Joe, we've known each other For 20 years. 470 00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:58,530 It is the longest run To first base in history. 471 00:21:58,530 --> 00:21:59,830 I thought we got to 2nd base. 472 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:03,240 No. But I think kenny did. 473 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,740 And from the looks of it, He's halfway to 3rd. 474 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,250 Let's get out of here. 475 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:12,750 It's been a long day. 476 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:16,750 Yeah, I'm kind of beat myself. 477 00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:19,250 And I'm certainly Not getting any rest Back here. 478 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:21,390 Hey! Brian! Brian!